Top 10 Terrible Movie Dialogues
The world is full of stupid conversations, but some of these take the cake. Join as we count down our picks for the top 10 terrible movie dialogues. Special thanks to our users “offbeat08”, “Andrew A. Dennison” and “Josh Hammerman” for submitting the idea for this video on our WatchMojo.com/suggest page!
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The cringe is strong with this one
"I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere" should have been there
the reason Star Wars 2 Attack of the Clones is not on that list is cuz it was obvious the writing were flawed
The ,,Are you an angel" should be at least a dishonorable mention.
Anyway how is your sex life?
"I don't like sand"
I still believe that Gigli is from the director of Beverly Hills Cop and Scent Of A Woman.
Top 10 worst movie monologues
LOL Road House! Ah, Family Guy. There's this show from the 90s with Mia Sara, and she's having a conversation with a dude who's telling her all this awful near death shit that happened to him and her question to him was, "You survived?". I can't remember the name of that show, but the quality was so cheesy like when a porn tries to have a story line or something.
I'll assume the reason there are no scenes from the Star Wars prequel trilogy on this list is because that has its own list.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SAND GETS EVERYWHERE FROM ATTACK OF THE CLONES YOU MUDDA FUCKASSSSSSSS
this script should be #1
Yet another stupid list from the morons at watchmojo.
I actually liked Pearl Harbor the movie***
are these really worst you could find? absolutely no effort here
suicide squad
WE GOTTA CUT HER HEART OUT
here comes slipknot the man who can climb anything
HER HEARTS OUT WE CAN END THIS
THIS IS KATANA SHES GOT MY BACK… I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER… HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOLLS OF ITS VICTOMS
and no stars wars? im done
My new entry to this list – "You taught me how to fuck, she taught me how to love." – Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
I don't like sand.
Samurai Cop deserves a spot on here lmao!
"Nurse: Do you like what you see?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I love what I see.
Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yes. Yes I would.
Nurse: Would you like to go out with me?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Uh, yes I would.
Nurse: Would you like to fuck me?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Bingo.
Nurse: Well then let's see what you've got…
[investigates his bulge]
Nurse: Doesn't interest me. Nothing there.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet?
Nurse: Have you been circumcised?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah I have, why?
Nurse: Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor.
Nurse: Good doctors make mistakes too, that's why they have insurance.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [getting closer to her] Hey… don't worry. I got enough. It's big.
Nurse: I want bigger.
[walks away]
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [after seeing Frank Washington crawl under a fence, whereas he had climbed over it] Why did you come under?
Frank Washington: Because i'm an undercover cop.
Seriously?! No Star Wars prequels?
I haven't watched the video yet, but I know The Room has to be first place.
No Twilight movies?
The dumbest one iv'e heard so far, from X men “Do you know what happens when a Toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!”
Where's transformers, gi joe and every chris nolan movie? They're far worse than road house.
Before watching, the Star Wars prequels are in there.
How about those absurdly awkward long dialogues in movies that yank you out of the movie immersion and just make you scoff at it? Such as lines Rocket Racoon says in one scene of Guardians of the Galaxy when they're all standing around in a circle on the spaceship, and one scene with John C. Reilly in Kong: Skull Island, when he made up a creature?
Shows again that American's can make great movies but they also make the worst xD
lego movie:sea later aligater…after awile crikidile…
"On my point of view the Jedi are evil!"
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
Face palm…
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART THE ROOM
kill bill: "silly rabbit tricks are for kids" what a stupid line that was
Roadhouse is not a 90s movie
Rob Zombie should have been on this list.
Amazingly bad dialogue? The remake of "The Wicker Man"!
Too bad you will die
Gobble gobble
I swear he's Dr Nick Rivera
Ed Wood's PLAN NINE FROM OUTERSPACE, is just cheating. That film is notoriously awful. It also won the Golden Turkey Award. So low blow.
I love Twin Peaks ❤️ ^ but that line was pretty stupid
gobble gobble gobble does not qualify.
I knew that The Room would end up o this list, and not surprised where it landed. So bad, it's absolutely hilarious.