Top 10 Most Quotable Movies
Quoting movies may not be the most original thing in the world, but it sure is fun! Join as we count down our picks for the top 10 most quotable movies. Special thanks to our users Malcolm Lim, Sjdillon10, Tyro533, Keegan Burton, ReaderGamerSinger, MultiPearl007, Alysia Victoria Parker, FireMadeFlesh II, Andrew A. Dennison, Kevin Lemenager, TheMrOrange614, Artem Kalikin, Scarf_Ace, Keegan Burton and Simonas Grigaliūnas for submitting the idea on our Suggestions Page at WatchMojo.com/suggest!
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"I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON."
No big lebowski
Dumb and Dumber should be on this list.
The prequels were more quotable than the OT
Where the fucks clerks?! I can recite that whole movie with my friends
Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate it if…
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope what feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me. But do you sell videotapes?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".
Randal Graves: Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now; lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: "Happy Scrappy"!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously.
[into the phone]
Randal Graves: Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: "Scrappy"!
Randal Graves: Yup. Oh, wait a minute.
[to the woman]
Randal Graves: Uh, what was that called again?
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
Randal Graves: Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem?
Dante Hicks: This life.
Randal Graves: This life?
Dante Hicks: Why do I have this life?
Randal Graves: Have some chips, you'll feel better.
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal Graves: 37.
Randal Graves: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he die?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: That's embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!
Jay: Yeah. Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
[Jay makes a rude head gesture and car horn honks]
Jay: Ewww, you fucking faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
Coroner: My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?
Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Dante Hicks: [to Veronica] Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Dante Hicks: [a random customer standing outside Quick Stop starts to follow Veronica after hearing remark] Hey… get back here!
Dante Hicks: Just go. Just go open the video store!
Jay: Yeah! Open the video store!
Randal Graves: Shut the fuck up, junkie
The list goes on!
The Dark Knight Trilogy: "Would you like to see my mask?","Why so serious?","Permission to die","There`s a storm coming,Mr.Wayne","You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain","Why do we fall?","It`s not who are are underneath,it`s what you do that defines you" and "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
Half of these films I've never heard of or seen! Casablanca should have been number 1, not an honorable mention! Who is in charge of compiling these lists!?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Forrest gump
i dont know if top 10 quotes from a movie has been done, but if not it needs to be
Gump should've been #1
The room should very well be here
" I am Brian and so is my wife."
NO WAYNE'S WORLD?????
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
What about Lord of the Rings
Full metal jacket is literally the most quotable movie the first 45 minutes is quotable
anchorman for number 1 are you fucking kidding me?
I feel like Mean Girls should've made it onto the list. Come on, it's not just "fetch" that's popular. "4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!" "You can't sit with us!" "My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain." Come oooon.
2. The Dark knight
1. The room
Pulp Fiction?! The Big Lebowski?!
No spaceballs
Monty Python❤️ I cried of laughter
I love to quote the Blood & Icecream Trilogy 😛 should definitely be on the list 😀
Where, in the FUCK, is FIGHT CLUB!?!!!?
4:00 aww I was eating!! Also you forgot the exorcist
No Jurassic Park?
Spared no expense.
Its…its a dinosaur.
Hold on to your butts.
We have a T. Rex.
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
Life finds a way.
Shoot Her!
Clever girl.
That is one big pile of shit.
Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word!
no way airplane should not be on here at Anchorman made it
"If WatchMojo bleeds we can kill it"
Dazed and Confused
Titanic
"just order a large, farva."
"I don't want a large farva, I want a god damn liter cola!"