Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes
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Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and the whole gang have said some pretty memorable quotes throughout the show’s 28 seasons. We’ll be looking at some of the funniest and greatest quotes and phrases from The Simpsons, such as “Sex Cauldron,” “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”, “I Am So Smart”, “I Used To Be With It”, and “Full of Chocolate.” Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 Simpsons Quotes.
#10. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
#9. You Don’t Win Friends with Salad
#8. Making People Happy
#7. Sex Cauldron
#6. Stupid Sexy Flanders
#5. That’s Unpossible
#4. Full of Chocolate
#3, #2, #1: ???
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The dead have risen and they're voting REPUBLICAN!
We are the MTV generation. We feel neither high's nor low's.
What's that like?
Meh.
Stupid Sexy Flanders…
I think the funniest is when Homer gets out of the shower to answer the phone & says "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel".
im so great, i am so great everybody loves me i am so great
wait, he's only failing English, maybe he's actually a genius, EX) Albert Einstein's parents thought he was retarded because he couldn't speak proper English in the 3rd grade.
Spider Pig?!
Hi super nintendo Charmels
Bart to Willie: "What's dripping on me, and what's that smell?" .. "the drippin's manure, and the smell is manure.
Also, that time Willie ran over a kickball with the lawnmower and said "oh no, I've slaughtered a child. Again"
It’s not every often you don’t see a bunch of “watchmojo has run of ideas” comments. It’s just Simpsons quotes and it’s amazing
DOOW!
9:45 Itchy's hole. He's on fire. R.I.P Itchy
Homer:"I know I'm not a praying men but save me… Superman"
Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Where's my- D'oh!
''If he's so smart, how come he's dead?''
how was 'Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces' misplaced, it's one of the best funniest quotes.
Um how about this gem from Homer?
"Six simple words…I'm not gay, but I'll learn"
Give Krusty a break, He is illiterate after all
This music is shit…
The 10th was terrible it wasn't hilarious.
No Lisa needs braces??? Dental plan????
nineteen-tickity-two
NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer "To alcohol the case to all of life problem" You gotta love it!
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
"No one cuddles with Max Power, Marge. You strap in and feel the Gs!"
A few of my favourites:
Kent Brockman: "I for one would like to welcome our new ant overlords".
Ralph: "I'm Idaho"
Lisa: "I am the lizard queen!"
Troy Mcclure: "They really made a monkey out of me" & "You may remember me from…." & "I'm going to SeaWorld!"
Selma (trying to find Marge an outfit from her wardrobe): "This one started out as a Halloween costume but then it worked it's way into my regular rotation".
Lisa "Hey my Dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food crazed maniac" (Homer drives by in a hijacked ice cream truck eating the ice cream) "Ohhhh!"
Grandpa: "Look what happened without my pills".
Hans Moleman: "Oh no my brains!"
Rodd & Todd & Bart (playing Christian videogames): Bart "I got him I got him" Rodd "No you clipped him and made him a Unitarian".
None of these needed explanation. You just needed to show the clips. It would have been 10 times more entertaining without the constant chatter.
“You here that Marge, she said burlap”.
"I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer"……???
“Damn Scotts…they ruined Scotland…”
“You Scotts sure are a pretentious bunch”
“You just made an enemy for life!!!!”
Insert generic this show has gone downhill comment here!
I'm gonna swim nicked
I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT
EVERYBODY LOVES ME
I AM SO GREAT
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
DENTAL PLAN!
"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?"
Alcohol: the best times you’ll never remember
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
What about "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN"?
the last one was the voice actor's mistake
"Freedom. Love. And peace."
*BANG*
"D'OH!!!"
Episode name PLEASE. XD
WHERE'S MY BURRITO?
Boenos Ding Dong Diddily Dios, That was Some Great Jibberish Glavin
Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!… Except the weasels. – Homer Simpson – this is the best of all.
"Itchy and Scratchy Land… Where nothing can possib-LIE go wrong—- uh—- POSSI-BLY go wrong— That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
What about "If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born."? Or "Purple is a fruit."?