Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers – Movie Review
Yoga Hosers – Movie Review
JoBlo.com film critic Chris Bumbray reviews Kevin Smith’s latest film in the “True North Trilogy”, Yoga Hosers, straight from Sundance 2016.
Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie – two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, ‘Liking’ or ‘Not Liking’ the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.
Red state was good
Yoga Hosers, like Tusk is essentially an inside joke for the people who listen to his podcasts. If you don't listen to them, then these movies probably won't be for you. if you do, they're funny.
trying to see her dad in her face!
Tusk was garbage.
come on now…. smith himself said this is the movie he wanted to see if he was a 12-year old girl.. its a teenie movie, not a typical "smith movie"..
Kevin Smith needs to stop. His career is a joke.
So I saw this turd Sundance and it truly is an all time low for Kevin Smith. I could write paragraphs on the terrible script, self indulgent references, 20 year old jokes recycled from CLERKS… but the real problem comes from casting and lack of artistic ethics.
Love him or hate him, Smith came up from nothing and burst on to the indie movie scene with no prior Hollywood connections. And now he is redefining nepotism by casting his daughter (and Johhny Depps) rather than give an unknown a break he's just "gifting" his daughter a career without any effort on her part. He has betrayed everything that he represented when he was making dynamic films.
FUCK KEVIN SMITH AND JOHNNY DEPP! FUCK THEM UP THEIR STUPID ASSES!
I haven't enjoyed a Smith film since Dogma. He's from my area, and I liked him once. But now, it feels like uninspired BS.
Smith suks, Depp suks, yuk yuk yuk
Ok, kinda B-movie, but still too harsh review. It's just good simple fun. Take it easy.
lol butthurt canadian critics
wow ur just a fucking asshole, this sounds like a personal hate for this not a critical response.
did kevin smith say he's making this movie for douchbag critics like u to love, i don't think so. take a chill pill this wasn't suppose to be the Godfather
Savage
Worst thing Smith has ever done? Clearly someone hasn't seen Jersey Girl.
Nothing could be as bad as that. So I'll give this a shot.
all these people are hating on a movie they haven't seen I will see it because Why the fuck not i got 2 hrs to spare for a guy who gave me laughs EVERYTIME i see his movies i am counting everything to date tusk to clerks hell i even liked jersey girl he makes money from his pod cast and internet shows. he's not richie rich, rich but i doubt not getting your 10.50 will hurt his feelings I am not defending his action but for all these comments to say its stupid or bad, like saying the present you haven't opened yet isn't what you wanted. Just wait and see bitch!!
Glad I watched this before I (potentially) paid theater price to see it. I like Kevin Smith, but I get pissed when I'm sitting in a movie with a $5 Coke and it sucks.
Putting his daughter who can't act in the film? He constantly seems to
be TRYING to make her famous and give her attention in skimpy outfits on
social media. Pathetic and a bit disturbing.
Sometimes I want to shake Kevin Smith and scream, "Why don't you make good movies anymore!?"
I'm still going watch this I saw the trailer and for a movie like this it just seems fun.
The trailer was so damn funny. You old cranky people need to go take a nap and settle down.
So, I think that people aren't grasping what Kevin Smith did with this film. He has, on numerous occasions, stated that he has made movies for companies before and he is done with that. Yoga Hosers is a movie he wanted to make and he doesn't care if it flops or is a success. This movie is for him and the small number of people that like his style.
This is a movie to watched in the right mindset. Schlock can be a lot of fun at times..
Red State and Tusk were MASSIVELY underappreciated (especially the brilliance of Michael Parks), this film looks eh….but "Moose Jaws" will redeem his already stellar career!
Well I saw this at the London Premiere and loved it. The action wasn't great (Kevin Smith doesn't do action) but everything else was business as usual, great dialogue, fun scenes injected with well rounded characters and the morals of Kevin Smith. Oh, and it was very 80's in terms of plot, like Gremlins or Critters. The band scenes reminded me of Bill and Ted. Nothing wrong with that. It's exactly what he was going for.
I saw the movie and met Kevin Smith yesterday 🙂 … I've made a spoiler free review of Yoga Hosers, too – which you can see now in my channel. Snoogins.
"Yoga Hosers is so unstructured, it's maddening" sounds like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. This movie sounds brilliant
Give the guy a break. He's happy just getting high all day.
you just didnt get the flick.even shnep from colider loved this movie
This guy reviewing this movie is acting like Kevin Smith is looking to make a movie bigger than Gone with the Wind. It's a fun, silly movie. Just calm the fuck down and don't try to make this movie serious. I saw it… It's fun and enjoyable.
Kevin Smith is the new Adam Sandler.
Sorry boot that.
This hot garbage looks like the aids virus fucked a clown car full of dead, overweight, middle-aged, untalented, gay transient hobos. KS needs to be banned from any and all movie sets for life. Even his pot smoking immature fan base thinks this abortion is drivel. For the love of jebus h christo on a Pogo stick wearing a extra small sailor's suit, please just stop.
JoBlo such an azz , so stpd $#!%
Kevin Smith nut huggers in the building…
Why review something that Smith knew was dog shit.,It was made in the clerks feel low budget but in color. Your right though hardcore Smith fans will go see it but of the ones that hate it or are not impressed still know and realize that Smith knew he was making dog shit. The guy just does not give a crap what you or any other critic says. He makes movies for us his fans and because he likes to. Last time i looked even his dog shit movie will make him more than you me and anyone else on here makes in a year. SO is the real dumb ass
Smith is the shymalan of the geek world. He's just a bad director and a bad writer. Period.
unsubscribed cuz my butt hurts
very boring, shite humor, no plot and just not Kevin smiths tbh, shame he done that film bcos he can.
gоoоood
coming from such a low budget lazy review your opinion doesn't mean much. leave the reviews to the top YouTube guys
2/10?
Go watch The Sound of Music ya fuckstick, I bet that's more to your liking.
I can't wait for Moose Jaws, gonna be awesome.
Why did I not listen to you!