Top 10 Tips To Survive A Horror Movie
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You want to be that one person who survives a horror movie, these are the tips you have got to follow when you get into a sticky situation! WatchMojo presents the top 10 things you ought to do if you want to survive a horror movie! But what will take the top spot on our list? Never separate from a group, heed the warnings, and if you think you’ve killed the bad guy, double check? Watch to find out!
#10. Never Run Up the Stairs
#9. Put the Camera Down
#8. Call the Police
#7. Always Check the Car Before Getting In
#6. Don’t Go into Creepy Areas or Places
#5. Don’t Try to Contact the Spirit World
#4. Keep Your Pants On
#3, #2, #1 ?
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# 1. Get a damn gun (U.S)/get a weapon (anywhere)
when you "hear something" or "see something" don't go check what it is + pay attention when your friend is freaking out
have protection
taser or spray
But most importantly if the killer is unconscious kill them or least least take the mask off and tie them up
Don't investigate! If you hear something weird, don't slowly walk over there only to get killed like a chump. Call out, go get the others, or just leave!
My tips
1: have something sharp on hand at all times
2: be prepared to beat someone up
3: don't investigate loud noises
4: if you know what attracts the killer(s) don't use or do that thing (looking at you protagonist of 'the birds')
5: don't call out
6: don't hide that corners you and makes you easy prey
7: never open the door without checking through the blinds discreetly (Venetians work best)
8: have an escape route planned
9: never split from your group
10: if your group are idiots, start planning their funerals
You forgot "don't be black".
I'm black
mindblown: maybe hollywood movies play into those tropes for a good time thus making this video pointless
Don't trip on air.
#1 don't be fat guy
I'm going to go listen to caught with your pants down
love this list funny as hell the ppl in scary movies are the dumbest ppl ever lol
Number 1: don't be black.
Be smart that's it
1# watch your step or else…
Don’t be black
Basically rules for white people
#1 be vegan
If the #1 tip isn't run out the front door and not up the damn stairs; I quit. What do I quit? Not sure yet, but i'll figure it out.
At least you don''t fear about the Crying woman (La Llorona) move to Latin America…
0:22 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As Above So Below was a found footage film where the protagonist, and all other characters survive, except for two lol
Don't go back for the cat/parrot/any kind of pet.
My question are they all white people because white people have no sense(not saying they all don't but sheltered rich kids tend to not have sense) or is it because Hollywood doesn't like to cast black people? Don't tell me there are no black actors and actresses cause there are
When you heard a noise dont scream if is anybody there
Hmm, Listen to WatchMojo, or read the book( Seth Graham Smith: How to survive a Horror Movie), Imma go with book.
Am I the only one who thinks watchmojo would be less hated if they took "top" out of their titles?
Cops are useless in these movies. They never BELIEVE anybody. They wait until 5 people die to believe them.
……"you don't have to be faster than the monster, just faster than your friends"… so says an old shirt from the haunted house i work with
And not a single one of these will help you in a zombie horror movie.
#1: Exercise your 2nd Amendment and carry it when you go out to the woods or something like that.
Since we’re all together let’s split up. That cracked me up.
You know, for all the "don't be the black guy" comments I'm reading…. I'm sure as hell only seeing white people being killed in the video lol
Theory those who are in a horror movie (except scream) don't know they are in a horror movie. So the rules don't apply.
10 tips to channel who runs out of idea
#1 Be Virgin
I thought #1 would be PICK UP ANY KIND OF WEAPON (make-shift ones work just fine). I mean, seriously. I've seen so many horror movies where the so-called-victims never pick up anything to fight off their would-be-killers. A simple rock works just fine. Or a chair. Or a computer screen. Or a lamp. Or a stick. Or anything in the kitchen. Or anything in the bathroom. Too many to list.
AND the other two from Randy of Scream:
Do not drink or do drugs, though I don't see this one happen often at all.
One that should have been an honorable mention: Never say the phrase, "I'll be right back".
Offer significance black associate what politician more search tire when creative actually.
Lets be honest leather face being in the back seat was bullshit lol
#9: Would "Troll Hunter" be a horror/lost video film? If so, the lead characters survived, and possibly the troll hunter.
Also #11: If you meet Tim Curry, you just meet the bad guy
Whatcha mean " don't hide " ?? You should say don't hide without a weapon
Whats the name of the first movie, where the woman in a white dress is standing in a big hall???
Only split up in groups of three or more, so only consider it if the full group consists of at least six people. That way, if one person gets picked off, the remaining two will have each other's back or at least have a shot at running away to warn the others. Splitting up into pairs will only result in one victim and one soon-to-be victim.
Best survival tip become the killer instead of the victim.