Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario’s DEADLIEST Game!
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I’ve done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I’ve uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon — Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
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My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm…but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!
Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system 🙂
I race go karts.
Dang, matpat. You got pissed.
The first time I went go carting, I had based what i thought would happen on Mario Kart, cuz that was all I had to go off of.
I bumped into my sister and veered off to the left, crashing through the track and running into a fence. Because I thought I had to get first, and was like dead last. Mario Kart ruins lives, confirmed.
Nintendo now hates MatPat. I think you've now lost all hope of getting free stuff from them …
It's not that fast. I mean the advisory speed limit on German freeways is 130km/h and can (and most likely will) be more, so pff, not impressed herexD
weve never used that particular car so i think my family is not breaking the law?
How about how hot are mario's fireballs or how cold his ice balls are?
Googled skin avulsion while eating :/.
From a gamedesign perspective. Making mario kart super realistic requires PC performance. The nitendo switch can't do that for everything in the level. Another reason is that it would be boring to playing a realistic go cart game for children aged 8-12.
What happens when the Splatoon kid uses a Blooper? Is that, like, slavery? Sibling abuse? How does this get classified
Matpat…
You're talking about a game where you can drive on clouds.
You're talking about a game where you drive within 3 feet of boiling magma.
You're talking about a game where you can drive underwater.
You're talking about a game where you can play as a skeleton.
You're talking about a game where a blue shell can somehow fly and explode when it makes contact with an object, yet sound is enough to destroy it without detonating it.
You're talking about a game where an umbrella is enough to withstand the force of gravity of a giant turtle and a car.
You talking about a game where glowing panels on the ground boosts the power on an engine.
You're talking about a game where blue glowing boxes suddenly materialize an item that you can somehow hold right behind your car with absolutely nothing.
You're talking about a game where you can drive upside-down
and you focus on how hitting a wall could kill you… If it were real life…
you can't ruin something that has already been ruined
You should do a CS:GO game theory
what if you fall off the map
as soon as he said the thing about the play bar i realized i had just looked at it
BUT I CAN'T SUBSCRIBE NOW MAT!! I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED!
What speed setting did you measure the speeds in? I assume 150, but can you do it with a mushroom, star, the quickest kart setup, and 10 coins in 200cc.
are you flying in 1st class in the plane?
Matpat (did I spell that wrong?) I have scoliosis and in having that I have had to wear a back brace. I promise that is related to the video. One Easter I was wearing Easter ears and scootering down the hill by my house. The ears I was wearing that day, flew off my head, I was so distracted by the ears that the scooter flew out from under me and (the road outside of my house is gravel on cement) I slid down the hill like a penguin slides on snow. The back brace saved my stomach from being grated away and even though my stomach barely even touched the ground, I now have a scar about an inch long on my tummy. And that's ignoring the bloodbath that happened on my knees. Real life example of the evil cheese grater.
considering they are only subject to cartoon physics, which "who framed Roger Rabbit?" taught us is different than normal physics, and the fact that nobody is bleeding in the games, I'm pretty sure it's not dangerous for all the baby princesses and bowsers
did you know that mariokart8 is responsible for 25% of road death?
isn't it possible trouble to say nintendo made an illegal ad if there is something you overlooked or a loophole ?
AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL REFERANCE
I wish I was high on pot-enuse
blushes oh boy the mythbusters…. ..and matpat……..
where's my sweet Thor science nerd
beautiful theory as always MattPat,glad i got bored one day and decided to see if anyone made game theory's on anything and i just happened to find you at the top of that list. (;OдO)
LAST!!
I got first place on Rainbow Road (Wii, manual drift)
Well, just gotta ask now, do you need to show a seatbelt if it's just a Kart?
Wait, 128km/h is a lot ? Here the max limit is 130, and most people drive at that speed
hey anyone remember when MatPat teased this theory in his Mario Kart 8 Deluxe stream?